Pirates were invented in 1546. Silence was invented in 0000. Somehow, the two had been kept apart... until now!

Of Vast Bigness are proud to present the world’s very first completely silent pirate play! Huzzah!

Inspired by silent classics like ‘The Black Pirate’, featuring a live folk band, shadow puppetry, water pistols, and the smells of the Caribbean, and filled to the bulwarks with the creaking of silent boards, the clash of silent sword on silent sword, and the singing of sexy silent mermaids!

Silent treasure! Silent hats! Silent beards! Silent dead people! What could possibly be better?