Ready Steady Cook meets Blind Date in true ‘Bollywood style’.

Eve, an environmentalist and dry-stone wall expert, is fast becoming a wilting wallflower.

Tired of dating agencies, she’s replied to lonely hearts in the local paper, borrowed her friend’s dog, and took notes in the supermarket to try and spot a single man’s basket. As a last ditch attempt to find her man Eve taps into the Asian culture of arranged marriages.

Every effort is made to become the perfect woman. She takes cookery classes, Asian etiquette and dancing lessons – all food for the ultimate blind date and her quest for the perfect man.

Eve’s fantasy begins as the potential suitors now downloaded from her website www.hottottierecycleme.com are shown. The audience cast their vote by raising a sausage or a samosa card to choose Eve’s perfect Adam...

“From factory floor to the stage – Elaine Pantling of Laurielorry Theatre is constantly raising the bar” Independent

Written & Performed by Elaine Pantling. Directed by Isabel Ford.